My Wife

I think that I married a perfect wife. How many women complain that you spent too much money on them on Christmas.

What kind of Bizzaro World shit is that?

Thug Life

A police officer was shot about one mile from my condo today. A girl was abducted and raped at a mall which is about a quarter of a mile from my house last week.

When I grew up in this neighborhood the worst thing that happened was a bunch of Miller Light and Jose Cuervo crazed kids would steal a Christmas tree from a lot and decorate it with beer boxes, condoms, toilet paper, cigarette boxes, plastic six pack holders, and a very large black dildo placed on top as the star.

!!!

I just watched a whole show about conspiracy theories. I would like to become a Freemason.

Baby

My wife and I are having a baby in April. I'm super fricking excited. We found out last week that we are going to have a baby girl. We are thinking about a couple of names:

Gianna (I think that is how you spell it)
Giovanna
Isabella
Sophia
Giada

Yes we are wops.

Welcome!

I had this really werid dream last night. I was saving the Titanic. I had these towels that I was wrapping around these leaking pipes. To make a really F-ed up dream short I saved the Titanic and everyone thought I was the Messiah.

My alarm went off at 739 am (I have this werid tick where the ending number can not be even on my alarm). I woke up and had a very delightful day at work. Two people called out from work because of papers and college finals. I remember not to long ago being in college, working untill early am, having a few beers, typing a paper with one eye open, and nailing every final and paper. My last semister of my senior year I got a 4.0. Maybe it's because i'm the Messiah?

I leave you with a text message I recieved today from my good friend Quinn today:

"Tell Cur (Carrie in Yo speak) that u want to hit her in the face with some of your macho gazpacho."